did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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