On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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