I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
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i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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