Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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