Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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