Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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