their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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