Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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