Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
A+ Viking dick
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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