So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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