Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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