who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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