So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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