We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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