She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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