Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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