you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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