Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Send help, water and tortillas.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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