is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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