Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
