I heard we made out
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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