playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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