R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
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His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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