Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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