we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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