That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.