So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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