Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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