we need to drink 2009 down the drain
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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