I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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