He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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