Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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