have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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There's always time for handjobs
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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