I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
