so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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