in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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