im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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