doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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