so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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