so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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