Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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