Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend