I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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