Only a mothe r could love this liver
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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