Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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