Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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