do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me