I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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