she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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