Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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