We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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