I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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