I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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