You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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