She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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