Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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