she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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