i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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